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After my hike in the woods, my doctor told me that I shouldn't have eaten that mushroom, but it's been eighteen hours and I feel perfectly fine.

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'I sentence you to ten years in the maximum security prison, you will be kept on life support so you will most definitely not die there!' said the judge, with a malicious look in his eye.

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This is my first time posting here, so I'm really not sure what to do.

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As the five foreign men came up to my speedboat and started talking at me in unison, I simply said 'sorry, I don't speak that language'.

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After my hike in the woods, my doctor told me that I shouldn't have eaten that mushroom, but it's been eighteen hours and I feel perfectly fine.	361
'I sentence you to ten years in the maximum security prison, you will be kept on life support so you will most definitely not die there!' said the judge, with a malicious look in his eye.	234
This is my first time posting here, so I'm really not sure what to do.	1
As the five foreign men came up to my speedboat and started talking at me in unison, I simply said 'sorry, I don't speak that language'.	1