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Mommy always screams when I show up inside the house soaking wet.

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“My baby would never do something like that!” mommy screamed at the policeman.

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I kept hearing a strange tapping sound in my bathroom whenever I was using it.

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“Daddy, I love you this much!”

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I’ve practiced this time and time again, so I know I’ll be able to do it once my time comes.

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The young woman was too distracted by her computer to notice the men crawl through her window.

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I just wish someone would give me something to drink and take me back to my family.

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“Bloody Mary, bloody Mary, bloody Mary,” he said in a singsong voice.

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“Ma’am, the good news is that you have twins, but the bad news is that we were only able to save one,” the doctor explained.

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“I didn’t know you were stopping by!” my embarrassed friend said as he put his new sex doll back in the closet.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mommy always screams when I show up inside the house soaking wet.	14031
“My baby would never do something like that!” mommy screamed at the policeman.	9491
I kept hearing a strange tapping sound in my bathroom whenever I was using it.	818
“Daddy, I love you this much!”	787
I’ve practiced this time and time again, so I know I’ll be able to do it once my time comes.	419
The young woman was too distracted by her computer to notice the men crawl through her window.	325
I just wish someone would give me something to drink and take me back to my family.	296
“Bloody Mary, bloody Mary, bloody Mary,” he said in a singsong voice.	271
“Ma’am, the good news is that you have twins, but the bad news is that we were only able to save one,” the doctor explained.	251
“I didn’t know you were stopping by!” my embarrassed friend said as he put his new sex doll back in the closet.	153