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For forty years, my twin and I did everything the same way.

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The love of my life sat up and stretched, blinking in the light.

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The screech of her screams and thuds of the beast’s clawed hand against the door were deafening; it was impossible to look away.

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Over and over I’ve heard one piece of advice: write what you know.

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Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, back up Santa Claus lane—

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“Guaranteed weight loss, get results fast!!”

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When Julia told her dates she was a resource manager at the tissue processing plant, they tended to ask if it was Kleenex or some knock off brand.

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We all want our pets to live as long as we do, right?

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Through countless book rejections, I’ve always been told it’s best to write what you know.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
For forty years, my twin and I did everything the same way.	1777
The love of my life sat up and stretched, blinking in the light.	57
The screech of her screams and thuds of the beast’s clawed hand against the door were deafening; it was impossible to look away.	34
Over and over I’ve heard one piece of advice: write what you know.	19
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, back up Santa Claus lane—	2
“Guaranteed weight loss, get results fast!!”	2
When Julia told her dates she was a resource manager at the tissue processing plant, they tended to ask if it was Kleenex or some knock off brand.	1
We all want our pets to live as long as we do, right?	1
Through countless book rejections, I’ve always been told it’s best to write what you know.	1