/u/passionsnet's posts
Of course, I knew that it was complete idiocy to even consider using an ice pick to satisfy the absolutely unyielding need I had to scratch the itch deep inside my ear, but I knew that if I was careful I could do it safely!
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I was shocked when that new bean diet where you swallow them whole without cooking began to work so well.
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My bratty little stepson pitched a fit before Halloween because he wanted to be a superhero no one has ever seen before.
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The nation was shocked to find out that Jeffrey Dahmer was not killed in prison by another inmate, but instead ended up being executed.
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[Feb21] Cupid’s arrow struck deeply and I immediately felt overwhelming love for the woman in front of me.
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[FEB21] Cupid's arrow struck deeply into the tree next to me as I dodged his attempt to force me to love someone.
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[WP] The judges approached Jimmy in the Science Fair and asked what his submission was since it was hidden behind a large steel plate. He replied that he had built a small black hole. Of course this elicited smirks and barely stifled chuckles, until Jimmy lowered the steel plate and...
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