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It was a statistical impossibility, so every news outlet over the world reported it happily "today was the very first day in recorded history that not a single human died"

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I could sketch out an absurd reality to sound creepy, but the scary thing is I don't need too.

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Ever since the psychic predicted the exact date of my death I've known I would be immortal till that date.

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My girlfriend has been obsessed with pimple popping.

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As I heard my heart monitor flatline I realized,

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Fuck, marry, kill? NSFW

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I still remember the warm embrace of my mother and playing with my siblings, before the man took me away

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"can you identify the aircraft that's flying above you for us VH-DSJ?"

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Statistics show that every minute roughly 2 people die in car crashes.

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I always loved having prophesy dreams, it helped me out in many situations

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It was a statistical impossibility, so every news outlet over the world reported it happily "today was the very first day in recorded history that not a single human died"	6923
I could sketch out an absurd reality to sound creepy, but the scary thing is I don't need too.	156
Ever since the psychic predicted the exact date of my death I've known I would be immortal till that date.	149
My girlfriend has been obsessed with pimple popping.	53
As I heard my heart monitor flatline I realized,	33
Fuck, marry, kill? NSFW	30
I still remember the warm embrace of my mother and playing with my siblings, before the man took me away	28
"can you identify the aircraft that's flying above you for us VH-DSJ?"	26
Statistics show that every minute roughly 2 people die in car crashes.	26
I always loved having prophesy dreams, it helped me out in many situations	24