/u/phakeusername1's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After an hour of watching Abraham stare nervously out of the window of their small rental cabin, the rest of the family gave a sigh of relief when they heard him finally announce, "there is absolutely no way any of those are getting inside of here to us."

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Stacy had become such a master makeup artist that even when he wore disguises around his close friends and family, they were never able to recognize him.

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He was being so secretive that she thought he was cheating again and hacked into his emails.

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I thought he was joking when he handed me the mug and said, "chug this, it tastes absolutely toxic."

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As I began to drift off to sleep, I heard the familiar sounds of the family cat scratching at the locked bedroom door.

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the website suggested taking proactive steps if he wanted relief from the voices he was always hearing.

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every morning the camp chef would always bellow, "it's a great day for you to be alive!" as he served up our lavish breakfast

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If i hadn't bent down at that very moment to tie my shoe, the bullet would've stricken me instead of my pregnant bride.

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when I 1st began new hobby I adopted the mantra of "practice makes perfect."

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Pop, goes the weasel...

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After an hour of watching Abraham stare nervously out of the window of their small rental cabin, the rest of the family gave a sigh of relief when they heard him finally announce, "there is absolutely no way any of those are getting inside of here to us."	14
Stacy had become such a master makeup artist that even when he wore disguises around his close friends and family, they were never able to recognize him.	9
He was being so secretive that she thought he was cheating again and hacked into his emails.	7
I thought he was joking when he handed me the mug and said, "chug this, it tastes absolutely toxic."	7
As I began to drift off to sleep, I heard the familiar sounds of the family cat scratching at the locked bedroom door.	7
the website suggested taking proactive steps if he wanted relief from the voices he was always hearing.	4
every morning the camp chef would always bellow, "it's a great day for you to be alive!" as he served up our lavish breakfast	4
If i hadn't bent down at that very moment to tie my shoe, the bullet would've stricken me instead of my pregnant bride.	3
when I 1st began new hobby I adopted the mantra of "practice makes perfect."	3
Pop, goes the weasel...	1