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People always envy the fact that I feel no physical pain....

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They say phobias are born from past life experiences....

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I heard the familiar jingle of the ice cream van outside my parents house on my journey home from the park...

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I always thought it was strange that I had the unnatural urge to keep my eyes open while I showered.

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“People should really remind you that you have five limbs instead of four.” I thought as my head rolled around,

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My dog dropped the bird at my feet,

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“Snitches get stitches” Harry quietly sang to himself.

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"Good morning babe I love you!"

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The last thing I saw as my punishment commenced was my dad gripping his heart and falling as he shut the air tight freezer door,

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Who knew teeth could float!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
People always envy the fact that I feel no physical pain....	509
They say phobias are born from past life experiences....	86
I heard the familiar jingle of the ice cream van outside my parents house on my journey home from the park...	57
I always thought it was strange that I had the unnatural urge to keep my eyes open while I showered.	41
“People should really remind you that you have five limbs instead of four.” I thought as my head rolled around,	33
My dog dropped the bird at my feet,	13
“Snitches get stitches” Harry quietly sang to himself.	9
"Good morning babe I love you!"	9
The last thing I saw as my punishment commenced was my dad gripping his heart and falling as he shut the air tight freezer door,	8
Who knew teeth could float!	6