/u/philistine-slayer's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Aliens laugh at a human for using a shiny but worthless rock as a proposal item. The offended human coworker said "what did you propose your partners with?" The aliens said "My favorite raygun,", "A robot servant", and "One of my eyeballs,"
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[EU] When Hagrid brings Harry to the Leaky Cauldron. He was surprised to see some guards in black uniforms with the weird symbol that says SCP. "Don't mind 'em, they're just patrollin'," said the half-giant to Harry. The foundation has been keeping a close eye since a few Dark Lord incidents.
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[WP] "Why do you let your human servant visit his father? Didn't they sell that 1st born?" asked the Fae Queen. "His parents are divorced and one of them stubbornly disagrees to sell him...long story short, I have shared custody and gain a sort-of-ex-spouse now..." said the fae awkwardly.
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[EU] Dumbledore decides to be petty about Fudge forcing Umbridge on Hogwarts by hiring a much scarier teacher that will make even the most cold-hearted Death Eaters sweat bucketful... Chef Ramsey for the new culinary class.
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[WP] "You wish to save her? You don't understand what's happening here you foolish mortal knight! I won't let the princess go until King Oberon returns my firstborn grandchild my daughter was tricked into giving him away," said the "evil" wizard lord.
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[EU] "I'm not a reptilian, mate," said Harry annoyed. "But you disappeared at the end of every summer and weird things happened each time you are angry or scared...it's ok if you are one because that would be amazing!" Harry has a childhood friend in the muggle world who is a conspiracy theorist.
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[WP] The knight was surprise to see that there are no precious metals or gems in the lair but various animals and plants thought to be extinct. The dragon has been collecting them to save their species.
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[WP] "Whatever you do, DO NOT make him cry...he's at his most powerful when he's sad..." warned the Villain to his minions about the weird superhero. Unlike other superheroes who anger or happiness make them strong. This one stands out from the rest.
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[WP] In the world of superheroes and villains. People believe mind control is a super villain power but an introvert guy decides to proves the people wrong by preventing several crimes such as robberies, murders, and even terrorism. The league of superheroes just found out about him.
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