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[WP] A cyborg and a vampire were fighting each other. Suddenly the cyborg recognizes the vampire. "Tony? It's been years I thought you were dead!" he said to his best friend. "I thought you were too...what happened to you?" he said. "I was going to ask the same thing," he said back.
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[EU] Doctor Strange comes to a random person asking where his Cloak is. The Cloak flew away when it is laundry day and is hiding the best it can.
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[WP] In the future, there are no death sentences. Instead they use high tech machines to turn the criminals into babies along with erasing their memories permanently and get them adopted by loving homes. But you remember and you know that you have been framed. You secretly hired a detective.
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[WP] "Get your own food!" Usual body snatcher alien horror movie, except the aliens make a deadly mistake. They angered the vampires, werewolves, zombies, demons and various other powerful predators of humans.
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[WP] The Queen and King of Faes finds out about divorce in the human world... So now they have to make updates on their laws on firstborns especially since some parents stubbornly refused to agree with their exes on selling their first borns. It causes a lot of headaches for the faes.
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[WP] "I am the reason why bad things has happened and are happening to your favorite musicians, dancers and poets thought out history...but can you blame me? I'm miserable and I want company so I spread the curse!" cried Orpheus to you and your mortal friends. Apollo glares at him in disappointment.
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[WP] A group of parents had been looking for their kids for hours in this old house. They suddenly saw Gohan, Goten, and Trunks coming out of the wardrobe covered in snow on a hot day. "Where had you been kids?!" said Goku. "Wherever it was...we're their kings now," said Gohan shrugging.
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[WP] You and your subordinate prepare to give the grave news to the family of someone who died at the war. He left behind his spouse and 3 boys. When you got in the dark throne room, you both knee down to the oldest one and bowed. He got scared as he shouted, "I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE AN OVERLORD!"
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