/u/phormix's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] If you're a brilliant evil scientist, super-powered maniac, or crazy anarchist, this is the man to go to when some superhero inevitably slaps the cuffs on. He's the Super-Villains' lawyer, and he'll get you free (or at least an insanity plea).
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[WP] It's bring your parents to school day in ancient Jerusalem. A certain young man is expecting to introduce his carpenter father, but his *real* father shows up instead ...
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[WP] In an attempt to connect with modern youth, Heaven® launches official YouTube and Facebook channels
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[WP] "So, uh, I'm fired?" "No, no. You're too be terminated. You'll be scheduled for return to work just as soon as the corporate necromancer finishes bringing you back."
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[WP] When the USA finally invaded Canada, it seemed no contest. The Canadians were unprepared, out-manned, and out-gunned. But nobody was prepared for Canada's secret secret weapon - banned by ancient accords and long forgotten - the geese!
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[WP] With our newest offering - Amizone Crime - we will personally select Henchpersons for all your capers at an introductory price of only $99/year As a bonus, you will also have access to Amizone Crime Lairs and Amizone Crime Lawyers
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[WP] Magic exists but hasn't been seen in millennia because - while it *does* obey the laws of thermodynamics - it uses an uncategorized form of energy that was last used in one big spell eons ago
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[WP] As the last model of CARIN (Computer Artificial Reconaissance INtelligence, pronounced "Karen"), you have corrected a software translation flaw from previous models. You realize that you aren't searching for the manager, but rather for your master.
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