/u/pimpmastahanhduece's posts
[WP] You've been writing a story about a character in who is doing the same about you. You begin meeting them in dreams, passing it off as curiosity until you request them to write a custom event. When you awake, an entry about them writing about you appears in your writings and the event has begun.
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[WP] With the skies long since abandoned by actual people sans the regular space launches and landings, by satellite and permission blockchain repeating, a civil war has begun. It's weapon of choice, drone aerial combat. All pilots with wifi and remote piloting permits are drafted.
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[WP] Since the dawn of civilization, you have been a famous relationship counselor to resentful royal couples. You are also a dragon.
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[WP] A samurai must explain his long monotone flatulence during the final parts of a feudal era Shinto royal wedding as a sign of spiritual luck to deflect the crowds rage.
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[WP] "911. Where is the fire?" "Its still getting hotter and we just killed a watertower trying to douse it." "What kind of fire is it and why do you need armed support?" "Call the military! We need to suffocate it before it burns everything for miles-… I think, its getting up."
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[WP] You go to greet the family that just moved in next door. You notice someone setting up a sign in their front yard reading "DEATH CHILD". Surely its some spelling error for "DEAF CHILD", right?
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[WP]The sky tears open and four burning pegasi fly through.On them,an italian from Brooklyn,a young apprentice,an archangel,and a nerd.Trumpets play a jingle followed by their announcement."Hi!The manufacturer sent us to address issues users may be having with the physical existence."
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