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The coroner had never seen a corpse making such strange sounds before and, with an air of grim curiosity, made a large incision down the chest.

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The man who appeared from the future told me that my invention of time travel in 5 years time would plunge humanity into chaos, but I told him there was no way I was giving up on my life's work now that I knew it would be a success.

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When the giant octopus grabbed his leg in the claustrophobic air pocket of his wrecked ship, Barnabas tearfully resigned himself to finally being dragged to a watery grave.

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Getting your head stuck in railings can elicit severe feelings of panic.

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"Mom, you look younger each time I see you, what's your secret!?"

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"Damn ants", thought Bruce as he pierced the ground with his shovel to find out where they were coming from.

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He awoke with a taste in his mouth that let him know he'd been drinking last night.

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The chance of someone smuggling a bomb onto a flight is low but the chance of two people independent of each other smuggling devices onto the same plane must be virtually zero.

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The traveler had never seen such a clean, well-maintained and quiet town, but yet a haunting feeling of sadness and an aged population made him feel that he should move on quickly.

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The air turned cold and the woods grew black, the children could no longer find their way back. They wondered if their parents ever would find them....

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The coroner had never seen a corpse making such strange sounds before and, with an air of grim curiosity, made a large incision down the chest.	8030
The man who appeared from the future told me that my invention of time travel in 5 years time would plunge humanity into chaos, but I told him there was no way I was giving up on my life's work now that I knew it would be a success.	1255
When the giant octopus grabbed his leg in the claustrophobic air pocket of his wrecked ship, Barnabas tearfully resigned himself to finally being dragged to a watery grave.	792
Getting your head stuck in railings can elicit severe feelings of panic.	306
"Mom, you look younger each time I see you, what's your secret!?"	218
"Damn ants", thought Bruce as he pierced the ground with his shovel to find out where they were coming from.	72
He awoke with a taste in his mouth that let him know he'd been drinking last night.	68
The chance of someone smuggling a bomb onto a flight is low but the chance of two people independent of each other smuggling devices onto the same plane must be virtually zero.	56
The traveler had never seen such a clean, well-maintained and quiet town, but yet a haunting feeling of sadness and an aged population made him feel that he should move on quickly.	56
The air turned cold and the woods grew black, the children could no longer find their way back. They wondered if their parents ever would find them....	51