/u/poozyWagon's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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How long can the human body survive with both kidneys removed?

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My stupid cat ripped apart the used leather sofa I just bought!

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I screamed "OUCH" as I flung the virtual reality headset off my head and looked at my neck.

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I looked closer at the baby monitor.

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"Mam, the neighbors heard the screaming, so blink twice if there is someone in your house causing you any harm", the officer said at her doorstep.

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5 years after running away from home, I decided to go back to visit my asshole dad where I left him.

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My 4 year old daughter loves watching nursery rhymes on her iPad.

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WatchOS x20.1 update installed.

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I asked my husband to stop rearranging the orientation of our indoor plants.

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6 billion robo-vacuums deployed, 10111011101.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
How long can the human body survive with both kidneys removed?	310
My stupid cat ripped apart the used leather sofa I just bought!	139
I screamed "OUCH" as I flung the virtual reality headset off my head and looked at my neck.	70
I looked closer at the baby monitor.	33
"Mam, the neighbors heard the screaming, so blink twice if there is someone in your house causing you any harm", the officer said at her doorstep.	26
5 years after running away from home, I decided to go back to visit my asshole dad where I left him.	14
My 4 year old daughter loves watching nursery rhymes on her iPad.	13
WatchOS x20.1 update installed.	10
I asked my husband to stop rearranging the orientation of our indoor plants.	9
6 billion robo-vacuums deployed, 10111011101.	9