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This is definitely my favorite sub!

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I’d always hoped that after dying we get to hang out in the afterlife and replay our entire life as if a fly on the wall, and I was thrilled to discover this was indeed the case.

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[JUN23] Damnit boy, you’ll do as you’re told; some piece of paper don’t make you a whole man sudden like.

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The monitors showed the satellite feeds of nukes detonating all around the globe.

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“Did you ice it?” the foul smelling and decrepit old dictator asked his new assistant, concerned.

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The boy didn’t find much to smile about these days, not since his puppy drowned in the pond.

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“God damn you look hungry,” Bruce the bully laughed at the homeless man, “Well you can eat deez nuts!”

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“Sir, I believe my team has found the world’s first complete cure for cancer,” the head researcher stated proudly, eager to get approval to treat his son’s leukemia.

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We tried to get our daughter to stop teasing her little brother, warning her time and again of the consequences.

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Weeks into the trek and blissfully removed from any work emails or odious sounds of traffic, I took a leisurely wee in the river as I sipped on the bizarrely tasty drink one of the guides had made me.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
This is definitely my favorite sub!	2
I’d always hoped that after dying we get to hang out in the afterlife and replay our entire life as if a fly on the wall, and I was thrilled to discover this was indeed the case.	2
[JUN23] Damnit boy, you’ll do as you’re told; some piece of paper don’t make you a whole man sudden like.	2
The monitors showed the satellite feeds of nukes detonating all around the globe.	1
“Did you ice it?” the foul smelling and decrepit old dictator asked his new assistant, concerned.	1
The boy didn’t find much to smile about these days, not since his puppy drowned in the pond.	1
“God damn you look hungry,” Bruce the bully laughed at the homeless man, “Well you can eat deez nuts!”	1
“Sir, I believe my team has found the world’s first complete cure for cancer,” the head researcher stated proudly, eager to get approval to treat his son’s leukemia.	1
We tried to get our daughter to stop teasing her little brother, warning her time and again of the consequences.	1
Weeks into the trek and blissfully removed from any work emails or odious sounds of traffic, I took a leisurely wee in the river as I sipped on the bizarrely tasty drink one of the guides had made me.	1