/u/powerofthePP's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
“Sir, I believe my team has found the world’s first complete cure for cancer,” the head researcher stated proudly, eager to get approval to treat his son’s leukemia.
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When my kayak tipped going over the little dam, I was grateful my parents raised me to be a strong swimmer.
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We tried to get our daughter to stop teasing her little brother, warning her time and again of the consequences.
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I have the gift of acquiring the knowledge and memories of anyone I touch; sometimes I’ll cavort through a concert, drunkenly brushing the tips of my fingers over hundreds strangers.
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I have the gift of acquiring the knowledge and memories of anyone I touch; sometimes I’ll dance through a concert, drunkenly brushing the tips of my fingers over hundreds strangers.
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Weeks into the trek and blissfully removed from any work emails or odious sounds of traffic, I took a leisurely wee in the river as I sipped on the bizarrely tasty drink one of the guides had made me.
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“Show a noose,” the dictator commanded, spiking my anxiety as I had no idea that would be required and I needed his approval to leave the country.
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