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I’ve known Uriah for forty years and he’s always looked exactly the same despite living the most depraved lifestyle imaginable.

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For sale: Diva Cup

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“Let’s check his temperature!” one guy suggested, looking around for a device.

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Replaying the events of the last few weeks in my mind over and over, I could only arrive at one conclusion: my cat started the zombie outbreak, and he’s in the house with me now.

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Working for a three letter agency, he was tasked with monitoring the wives of powerful men using all the tools of the New Republic.

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I felt a moment of extreme elation when I literally kicked the shit out of the crazed meth head guy on the train who was trying to stab people—I knocked him clean out.

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“Everyone got out safely before the fire spread—little T.J., Susie, even all the animals,” I assured my neighbor as he lay gasping his final breaths.

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I watched my father reach out as if to pet one of the lions and the crowd laughed, impressed with his composure.

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I have the gift of acquiring the memories of anyone I touch; all my lovers have the night of their lives as I dredge their sexiest experiences.

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The bathroom in our Airbnb was incredible, boasting heated floors and a toilet with a built in bidet.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I’ve known Uriah for forty years and he’s always looked exactly the same despite living the most depraved lifestyle imaginable.	1
For sale: Diva Cup	1
“Let’s check his temperature!” one guy suggested, looking around for a device.	1
Replaying the events of the last few weeks in my mind over and over, I could only arrive at one conclusion: my cat started the zombie outbreak, and he’s in the house with me now.	1
Working for a three letter agency, he was tasked with monitoring the wives of powerful men using all the tools of the New Republic.	1
I felt a moment of extreme elation when I literally kicked the shit out of the crazed meth head guy on the train who was trying to stab people—I knocked him clean out.	1
“Everyone got out safely before the fire spread—little T.J., Susie, even all the animals,” I assured my neighbor as he lay gasping his final breaths.	1
I watched my father reach out as if to pet one of the lions and the crowd laughed, impressed with his composure.	1
I have the gift of acquiring the memories of anyone I touch; all my lovers have the night of their lives as I dredge their sexiest experiences.	1
The bathroom in our Airbnb was incredible, boasting heated floors and a toilet with a built in bidet.	1