/u/powerofthePP's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
I’ve known Uriah for forty years and he’s always looked exactly the same despite living the most depraved lifestyle imaginable.
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When the pandemic hit, I regretted having sold my car as now I was stuck using public transportation with a severe respiratory virus floating around.
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When the virus struck, I regretted having sold my car as now I was stuck using public transportation with a severe respiratory illness floating around.
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When the virus struck, I regretted having sold my car as now I was stuck using public transportation with a severe respiratory illness floating around.
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At 12 years old I must admit he had become a terrible burden—all the drooling, the whining to play fetch even though he could barely walk, and the constant messes from his incontinence.
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“Everyone got out safely before the fire spread—little T.J., Susie, even all the animals,” I assured my neighbor as he lay gasping his final breaths.
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After the calamity and the eradication of the human race, the animals, including those once pets, thrived in their new environment.
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I have the gift of acquiring the memories of anyone I touch; all my lovers have the night of their lives as I dredge their sexiest experiences.
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