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I’ve known Uriah for forty years and he’s always looked exactly the same despite living the most depraved lifestyle imaginable.

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He strangled the Iraqi man and bashed his head against the wall repeatedly.

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“Let’s check his temperature!” one guy suggested, looking around for a device.

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My wife and mother-in-law both suffer from the same terrible affliction.

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“Everyone got out safely before the fire spread—little T.J., Susie, even all the animals,” I assured my neighbor as he lay gasping his final breaths.

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All his life he’d wanted her in vain, and so all his life he worked to create the chemical equivalent of a “lust potion” synchronized with his unique pheromone signature.

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When the strange old man started casting spells at my daughter, I didn’t hesitate to bash his brains out with a brick.

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I invited her in and she hesitated a moment before coming inside.

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I have the gift of acquiring the memories of anyone I touch; all my lovers have the night of their lives as I dredge their sexiest experiences.

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The bathroom in our Airbnb was incredible, boasting heated floors and a toilet with a built in bidet.

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I’ve known Uriah for forty years and he’s always looked exactly the same despite living the most depraved lifestyle imaginable.	1
He strangled the Iraqi man and bashed his head against the wall repeatedly.	1
“Let’s check his temperature!” one guy suggested, looking around for a device.	1
My wife and mother-in-law both suffer from the same terrible affliction.	1
“Everyone got out safely before the fire spread—little T.J., Susie, even all the animals,” I assured my neighbor as he lay gasping his final breaths.	1
All his life he’d wanted her in vain, and so all his life he worked to create the chemical equivalent of a “lust potion” synchronized with his unique pheromone signature.	1
When the strange old man started casting spells at my daughter, I didn’t hesitate to bash his brains out with a brick.	1
I invited her in and she hesitated a moment before coming inside.	1
I have the gift of acquiring the memories of anyone I touch; all my lovers have the night of their lives as I dredge their sexiest experiences.	1
The bathroom in our Airbnb was incredible, boasting heated floors and a toilet with a built in bidet.	1