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My good boy has become more of a burden than I could have ever imagined—all the drool, the whining to play fetch even though he can barely walk, the constant messes from his incontinence.

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An ant could walk across his glossy, immobile eyeball.

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“Let’s check his temperature!” one guy suggested, looking around for a device.

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When my five year old started talking about his new friend I couldn’t imagine who he was talking about, but when I saw him talking to himself by the neighbor’s house I realized his friend was imaginary.

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Marveling at the impressive airship, I could hardly believe we’d be crossing the Atlantic in it.

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My dad was so embarrassing in high school.

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“Everyone got out safely before the fire spread—little T.J., Susie, even all the animals,” I assured my neighbor as he lay gasping his final breaths.

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When the strange old man started casting spells at my daughter, I didn’t hesitate to bash his brains out with a brick.

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I have the gift of acquiring the memories of anyone I touch; all my lovers have the night of their lives as I dredge their sexiest experiences.

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The bathroom in our Airbnb was incredible, boasting heated floors and a toilet with a built in bidet.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My good boy has become more of a burden than I could have ever imagined—all the drool, the whining to play fetch even though he can barely walk, the constant messes from his incontinence.	1
An ant could walk across his glossy, immobile eyeball.	1
“Let’s check his temperature!” one guy suggested, looking around for a device.	1
When my five year old started talking about his new friend I couldn’t imagine who he was talking about, but when I saw him talking to himself by the neighbor’s house I realized his friend was imaginary.	1
Marveling at the impressive airship, I could hardly believe we’d be crossing the Atlantic in it.	1
My dad was so embarrassing in high school.	1
“Everyone got out safely before the fire spread—little T.J., Susie, even all the animals,” I assured my neighbor as he lay gasping his final breaths.	1
When the strange old man started casting spells at my daughter, I didn’t hesitate to bash his brains out with a brick.	1
I have the gift of acquiring the memories of anyone I touch; all my lovers have the night of their lives as I dredge their sexiest experiences.	1
The bathroom in our Airbnb was incredible, boasting heated floors and a toilet with a built in bidet.	1