/u/powerofthePP's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I still don’t have a kettle for my new apartment, but I realized I can just heat a cup of water in the microwave.

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Every ride I took was old and creaky, everything I ate smelled off and had some sort of crust, and to be honest, I don’t even think the employees were there willingly.

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[JUN23] Sir, the genetically modified mosquitos… they’ve developed cloaking ability.

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My ex still brings me flowers regularly.

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In the future, nobody will be allowed to drive—every car will have driverless tech.

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I was so stoned I couldn’t resist eating the expired bag of nuts, instantly regretting it when I saw the plump, hairy spider scamper out of the bag.

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“Sir, we can confirm my team has found the world’s first cure for cancer,” the head researcher stated proudly, eager to get approval to treat his son’s leukemia.

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[JUN23] For the first time in a long time I felt a sense of peace and optimism; I was even one of the lucky few that got their 40 acres.

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I was the only one of my group that returned alive from the hunting trip.

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Oh please, everyone secretly wants to have sex with their sister—TRUST ME.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I still don’t have a kettle for my new apartment, but I realized I can just heat a cup of water in the microwave.	85
Every ride I took was old and creaky, everything I ate smelled off and had some sort of crust, and to be honest, I don’t even think the employees were there willingly.	80
[JUN23] Sir, the genetically modified mosquitos… they’ve developed cloaking ability.	73
My ex still brings me flowers regularly.	62
In the future, nobody will be allowed to drive—every car will have driverless tech.	60
I was so stoned I couldn’t resist eating the expired bag of nuts, instantly regretting it when I saw the plump, hairy spider scamper out of the bag.	60
“Sir, we can confirm my team has found the world’s first cure for cancer,” the head researcher stated proudly, eager to get approval to treat his son’s leukemia.	54
[JUN23] For the first time in a long time I felt a sense of peace and optimism; I was even one of the lucky few that got their 40 acres.	54
I was the only one of my group that returned alive from the hunting trip.	51
Oh please, everyone secretly wants to have sex with their sister—TRUST ME.	48