/u/powerofthePP's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

Only show posts with narrations

“We’re just playing forts,” the homeless crackhead said to the small hispanic boy tucked under the blanket with him, unsure if he understood.

47 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

“You have the heart of a lion,” the kindly woman beamed as she unshackled the grateful little boy, the words putting an end to his days long stream of tears.

45 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

My new neighbors cat was acting odd, slowly following me around as I did chores outside, so I brought out some tuna in case he was hungry.

41 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

When my brother got into Crossfit he became unbelievably obnoxious about it, so I switched his protein powder with his caffeine powder because I thought it would be hilarious if he shit himself mid workout.

40 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Lower leg blown off by a landmine, I watch patiently as my comrades guide the tank toward me, the hatch slowly opening to reveal my savior—a medic.

38 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I’ve visited my wife’s grave many times since she died in the fire at the old church, but today I was shocked to see a message scrawled on her tombstone.

33 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

“I know what you did,” he whispered, eyes bulging with intense emotion.

32 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

I think we can all agree the 19th amendment was a terrible mistake and needs to be repealed.

32 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The monitors showed the satellite feeds of nukes detonating all around the globe.

30 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

After nearly colliding in the parking lot, the driver continued to tail me aggressively, flashing his lights and honking angrily for me to pull over.

28 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“We’re just playing forts,” the homeless crackhead said to the small hispanic boy tucked under the blanket with him, unsure if he understood.	47
“You have the heart of a lion,” the kindly woman beamed as she unshackled the grateful little boy, the words putting an end to his days long stream of tears.	45
My new neighbors cat was acting odd, slowly following me around as I did chores outside, so I brought out some tuna in case he was hungry.	41
When my brother got into Crossfit he became unbelievably obnoxious about it, so I switched his protein powder with his caffeine powder because I thought it would be hilarious if he shit himself mid workout.	40
Lower leg blown off by a landmine, I watch patiently as my comrades guide the tank toward me, the hatch slowly opening to reveal my savior—a medic.	38
I’ve visited my wife’s grave many times since she died in the fire at the old church, but today I was shocked to see a message scrawled on her tombstone.	33
“I know what you did,” he whispered, eyes bulging with intense emotion.	32
I think we can all agree the 19th amendment was a terrible mistake and needs to be repealed.	32
The monitors showed the satellite feeds of nukes detonating all around the globe.	30
After nearly colliding in the parking lot, the driver continued to tail me aggressively, flashing his lights and honking angrily for me to pull over.	28