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It had been a while since I got stoned, but on vacation in this beautiful setting I couldn’t say no to the friendly fellow that offered me the joint.

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I always admired my neighbors lovely hair.

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“I know what you did,” he whispered, knife gripped tightly in his fist, wide eyes shining wild with the light of lunacy.

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When I was a child my father used to roll me up in a heavy carpet and leave me alone for hours to “make me tough.”

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[JUN23] When I was ten years old, a brave man hidden among the cloaked priests rescued me from the sacrificial altar and took care of me from that day on.

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The old man watched patiently as his special sommelier sniffed and sipped and gargled before spitting into the bucket, “Too sweet.”

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“Pull it out—pull it out!” she squealed, squirting all over the place. NSFW

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In the future, everyone will have a pierced septum.

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“Excruciating agony… or eternal bliss?” the old wizard did not give me much time to decide.

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As had become his routine, as soon as his wife left for work he raced over to her prized AutoClean5000 cleaning robot to have sex with its vacuum port, annoyed that he had to wait for a software update.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It had been a while since I got stoned, but on vacation in this beautiful setting I couldn’t say no to the friendly fellow that offered me the joint.	28
I always admired my neighbors lovely hair.	27
“I know what you did,” he whispered, knife gripped tightly in his fist, wide eyes shining wild with the light of lunacy.	25
When I was a child my father used to roll me up in a heavy carpet and leave me alone for hours to “make me tough.”	24
[JUN23] When I was ten years old, a brave man hidden among the cloaked priests rescued me from the sacrificial altar and took care of me from that day on.	23
The old man watched patiently as his special sommelier sniffed and sipped and gargled before spitting into the bucket, “Too sweet.”	22
“Pull it out—pull it out!” she squealed, squirting all over the place. NSFW	22
In the future, everyone will have a pierced septum.	20
“Excruciating agony… or eternal bliss?” the old wizard did not give me much time to decide.	19
As had become his routine, as soon as his wife left for work he raced over to her prized AutoClean5000 cleaning robot to have sex with its vacuum port, annoyed that he had to wait for a software update.	19