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“I have good news and bad news,” my proctologist said, his suddenly tremulous voice sending my anxiety soaring.

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“I do not 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙚 your opinion, I require only your compliance; now, do as you’re told or be replaced.”

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[JUN23] As a military contractor, my team was able to develop a cloaking device that renders soldiers, vehicles, and equipment completely invisible.

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Deep in the rainforest, blissfully removed from any work emails or traffic noise, I took a leisurely wee in the river as I sipped on the heady drink one of the guides had given me.

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Ding, dong, ding, dong, the bell tolls, cheerily announcing the start of the day.

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My sister would always tease our little brother, “Wow this pizza tastes sooo good,” and so on.

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In her third trimester and unable to get a legal abortion, my desperate girlfriend found a guy that said he could suck it out.

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Letting my dementia-addled father keep the sleeping pills by his bed was a terrible mistake.

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Strapped to the torturer’s chair, I smiled grimly; I was the only recruit that never broke during training.

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And so gentlemen, the green energy transformation is easily made viable with the simplest of solutions.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I have good news and bad news,” my proctologist said, his suddenly tremulous voice sending my anxiety soaring.	19
“I do not 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙧𝙚 your opinion, I require only your compliance; now, do as you’re told or be replaced.”	19
[JUN23] As a military contractor, my team was able to develop a cloaking device that renders soldiers, vehicles, and equipment completely invisible.	19
Deep in the rainforest, blissfully removed from any work emails or traffic noise, I took a leisurely wee in the river as I sipped on the heady drink one of the guides had given me.	17
Ding, dong, ding, dong, the bell tolls, cheerily announcing the start of the day.	17
My sister would always tease our little brother, “Wow this pizza tastes sooo good,” and so on.	16
In her third trimester and unable to get a legal abortion, my desperate girlfriend found a guy that said he could suck it out.	16
Letting my dementia-addled father keep the sleeping pills by his bed was a terrible mistake.	16
Strapped to the torturer’s chair, I smiled grimly; I was the only recruit that never broke during training.	15
And so gentlemen, the green energy transformation is easily made viable with the simplest of solutions.	15