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“Insert your hands up to the wrists for sanitation,” the kindly old nurse gently commanded.

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Watching the pale, pretty girl get stoned was the sexiest thing I’d ever seen—the hits she took would’ve literally killed me.

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Noah is a blatant liar and a conspiracy theorist, everyone agreed.

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I’m guilty of occasionally texting when I drive, but to be fair I’m really good at it.

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“Did you ice it?” the decrepit old dictator asked his new assistant, concerned.

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The planet we were about to crash land on had clean water, breathable air, and was apparently inhabited only by cats.

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My new neighbors cat was sluggishly following me around as I did chores outside so I brought out some tuna in case she was hungry.

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[JUN23] “We’re just making a fort,” the homeless woman said to the small foreign child under the cloak with her, unsure if he understood.

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I always wash myself religiously after sex.

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The ill-fated sub was found in a scattered mess of debris consistent with a catastrophic implosion via loss of pressurization at great depth.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“Insert your hands up to the wrists for sanitation,” the kindly old nurse gently commanded.	14
Watching the pale, pretty girl get stoned was the sexiest thing I’d ever seen—the hits she took would’ve literally killed me.	13
Noah is a blatant liar and a conspiracy theorist, everyone agreed.	13
I’m guilty of occasionally texting when I drive, but to be fair I’m really good at it.	12
“Did you ice it?” the decrepit old dictator asked his new assistant, concerned.	12
The planet we were about to crash land on had clean water, breathable air, and was apparently inhabited only by cats.	11
My new neighbors cat was sluggishly following me around as I did chores outside so I brought out some tuna in case she was hungry.	11
[JUN23] “We’re just making a fort,” the homeless woman said to the small foreign child under the cloak with her, unsure if he understood.	11
I always wash myself religiously after sex.	11
The ill-fated sub was found in a scattered mess of debris consistent with a catastrophic implosion via loss of pressurization at great depth.	11