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I had to hide in the bathroom when I spotted not one, but two girls I’d briefly dated while waiting for tonight’s date to meet me at the bar.

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I had to hide in the bathroom when I spotted not one, but two girls I’d briefly dated while waiting for tonight’s date to meet me at the bar.

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I had to hide in the bathroom when I spotted not one, but two girls I’d briefly dated while waiting for tonight’s date to meet me at the bar.

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When she found the man starving and on the brink of death, she had only one thing to offer—her still lactating breast.

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[SEP23] When the strange old lady caught me drunkenly peeing in her flower pot, she simply pointed at my perfectly normal penis and said “Micro.”

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“Not here, they’ll hear us,” I giggled nervously as he unbuckled his pants.

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Every time I went skiing with my rich friend Matt, we raced and bet on it, and today I bet more than I probably should.

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[SEP23] The girl from the app invited me to her NYE house party, but when I arrived I was disappointed to see it was just a bunch of random dudes that had all been similarly invited.

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[SEP23] When the strange old lady caught me drunkenly peeing in her flower bed, she simply pointed at my perfectly normal penis and whispered “Micro.”

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“He is the best of us, a paragon to strive for…and we must bless our best for in his hands rests the auspices of the nation…”

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I had to hide in the bathroom when I spotted not one, but two girls I’d briefly dated while waiting for tonight’s date to meet me at the bar.	1
I had to hide in the bathroom when I spotted not one, but two girls I’d briefly dated while waiting for tonight’s date to meet me at the bar.	1
I had to hide in the bathroom when I spotted not one, but two girls I’d briefly dated while waiting for tonight’s date to meet me at the bar.	1
When she found the man starving and on the brink of death, she had only one thing to offer—her still lactating breast.	1
[SEP23] When the strange old lady caught me drunkenly peeing in her flower pot, she simply pointed at my perfectly normal penis and said “Micro.”	1
“Not here, they’ll hear us,” I giggled nervously as he unbuckled his pants.	1
Every time I went skiing with my rich friend Matt, we raced and bet on it, and today I bet more than I probably should.	1
[SEP23] The girl from the app invited me to her NYE house party, but when I arrived I was disappointed to see it was just a bunch of random dudes that had all been similarly invited.	1
[SEP23] When the strange old lady caught me drunkenly peeing in her flower bed, she simply pointed at my perfectly normal penis and whispered “Micro.”	1
“He is the best of us, a paragon to strive for…and we must bless our best for in his hands rests the auspices of the nation…”	1