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[SEP23] “Surprise!” my daughter shot awake gasping and sputtering after I upended the bucket on her.
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The smelly old loon whispered in my ear at the bar, “Every day you don’t smoke is a day you add to your life.”
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When he saw the old Girls Gone Wild tape at his dad’s house, he popped it in the VHS player for a nostalgia jerk.
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I’ll never forget that anniversary trek up the mountain, huddling in the tent sharing body heat, sipping the brackish coffee that was somehow the best we’d ever had…
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