/u/preciousbodyparts's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
You know how sometimes you get the feeling that someone is watching you, but then you look around and nobody's there, so you just forget about it and continue on with your day?
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A fun game to play is to stand in front of a mirror and flail your arms rapidly in random directions.
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I was shooting hoops with my friends after school when a man approached and asked me, "If you could experience decades of nothing but pure pleasure in any way you could possibly imagine, but you couldn't remember any of it or keep any souvenirs afterward, would you do it?"
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When I woke up, my son said with a grin, "Hey Dad, what has one eye, one arm, one foot, and no nose?"
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The ultrasound revealed no baby in the uterus, and the doctor calmly explained the phenomenon known as "phantom pregnancy."
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"Phew, that was a close one," I thought to myself, looking at my now-totaled sedan after an SUV ran into me on the freeway.
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"Time of Death 11:05 AM--now act quickly, his heart isn't going to be healthy for long and patient 406 has been on the waiting list forever."
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