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[FF] A story beginning with the following: "My earliest memory is being behind the wheel of the Ferrari. There was a dead man beside me, a pile of loose paper money in the back seat, and half the police force on my tail."
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[WP] A 10-year-old boy loses his mother in Sears, and begins to search for her. A magnet suddenly leaps off a shelf and clings to his chest. He realizes that for his entire life, his parents and teachers have assiduously kept all magnets from his presence.
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[WP] One day you log on to /r/WritingPrompts to discover there are no meta posts masquerading as clever Prompts passive-aggressively suggesting that people not make submissions of a certain kind
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Given the size of the house and the number of helium-filled balloons, is the "Up" scenario possible?
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[WP] A blind beggar laments on his lot in life. Used to being ignored, he is surprised to hear someone respond, and enters into conversation with the stranger. The stranger, meanwhile, is chatting on his cellphone with headphones on and has no idea what's happening.
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Excitedly, the archaeologists used the recently-discovered codex to decipher the beginning of the message engraved on the entrance to the mysterious site they'd been investigating fruitlessly for years.
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[WP] Far into the future, a human envoy is about to conclude a highly important negotiation with an alien representative, when suddenly on the intercom, there crackles an old message sent by humans in the distant past, before they'd discovered deep space travel. The message is a bit embarrassing.
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