/u/primal_machine_22109's posts in /r/TwoSentenceSadness
928 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
When I was 7, I remember teasing "Homeless Howie" so badly that he pushed me away from him as hard as he could. NSFW
797 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
183 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
"Casey, I'm pouring my heart out, as I seemingly do every freaking week, about some Tinder date that used me like a piece of meat!"
146 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
In order to save my girlfriend's life from the mutated wolfpack, I had to use my secret abilities only granted to those who were part of the human-looking species hated by humans.
138 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
When I told my boyfriend that we needed to talk, I would have never expected him to confess to cheating on me with my sister. NSFW
80 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
Despite starting as a hook-up and an unexpected pregnancy, I'm so proud of my wife, my daughter, and the family we've built.
67 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
As the burning debris continued to fall and the raging inferno closed in on me, I knew my fate was sealed.
31 upvotes
Mark as read: Add to a list
