/u/professionalsuccubus's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

Year:

I sighed in satisfaction as I removed my blackhead peel mask.

1299 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The mayor hissed at me, “You have no idea how long it will take to undo what you’ve done.”

218 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

For weeks, the strong smell of mold permeated my apartment, so I told my landlord about it.

68 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Hearing the mousetrap snap, I hurried over to see what I hoped was a dead mouse.

48 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

"You'll break soon," my tormentor leered, menacing me with his rusty knife.

43 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

As the storm raged outside, I sighed and regretted agreeing to cat-sit for my ex-boyfriend.

35 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

It Sounded Crazy

34 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

"I don't know how it broke down, it's a brand new car," I sighed to the gas station attendant.

31 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The second worst sound I've ever heard was that toddler's spine snapping.

30 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

The painting on the wall depicted a family sharing a meal.

16 upvotes

Mark as read: Add to a list

Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I sighed in satisfaction as I removed my blackhead peel mask.	1299
The mayor hissed at me, “You have no idea how long it will take to undo what you’ve done.”	218
For weeks, the strong smell of mold permeated my apartment, so I told my landlord about it.	68
Hearing the mousetrap snap, I hurried over to see what I hoped was a dead mouse.	48
"You'll break soon," my tormentor leered, menacing me with his rusty knife.	43
As the storm raged outside, I sighed and regretted agreeing to cat-sit for my ex-boyfriend.	35
It Sounded Crazy	34
"I don't know how it broke down, it's a brand new car," I sighed to the gas station attendant.	31
The second worst sound I've ever heard was that toddler's spine snapping.	30
The painting on the wall depicted a family sharing a meal.	16