/u/professorferox's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I screamed as I felt my water break, rushing into labor with my husband holding my hand as we sped towards the hospital.

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I never regretted flushing spiders down the toilet. NSFW

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I looked in my bathroom, terrified to see one dead body in it.

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After my aunt died, we buried her with a very large and heavy stone on top of her grave to prevent grave robbers, as she was quite wealthy.

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My mother always suggested counting down from 7 instead of 10 when I was angry, and I think it’s really helped.

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The plan to fake my death went perfectly, and I woke up in my coffin a few hours after the memorial and funeral service.

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It’s been 5 years since I decided to test myths for my YouTube, and I hate this job more and more every day.

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I screamed, then covered my mouth as quickly as possible as to not give away me and my sisters location, while the crashing continued in the room next to us.

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My sister thought it’d be polite to warn me not to go on the annual family camping trip this year, and I thanked her for her thoughtfulness.

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I felt a tickle in my throat, but brushed it off as it must’ve just been something I ate.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I screamed as I felt my water break, rushing into labor with my husband holding my hand as we sped towards the hospital.	3998
I never regretted flushing spiders down the toilet. NSFW	689
I looked in my bathroom, terrified to see one dead body in it.	518
After my aunt died, we buried her with a very large and heavy stone on top of her grave to prevent grave robbers, as she was quite wealthy.	253
My mother always suggested counting down from 7 instead of 10 when I was angry, and I think it’s really helped.	235
The plan to fake my death went perfectly, and I woke up in my coffin a few hours after the memorial and funeral service.	224
It’s been 5 years since I decided to test myths for my YouTube, and I hate this job more and more every day.	191
I screamed, then covered my mouth as quickly as possible as to not give away me and my sisters location, while the crashing continued in the room next to us.	49
My sister thought it’d be polite to warn me not to go on the annual family camping trip this year, and I thanked her for her thoughtfulness.	44
I felt a tickle in my throat, but brushed it off as it must’ve just been something I ate.	26