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He opened his eyes to unspeakable horrors, so he closed his eyes and wiped his memory so he would never have to think about it again.

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[MAY23] "The only way to be mature is to let go of childish things", she mused as she dropped her toys in the bonfire.

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"A genie blessed me with immortality...", the vampire told the hunter, "So your stakes, and garlics, and bottles of holy water will be of no use"

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"I'VE CHANGED MY MIND, PLEASE LET ME GO!", she cried as the actor shoved her in the room

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[DEC22] The world's elite boarded the spacecraft to escape the zombie apocalypse, but were intercepted by an alien spacecraft.

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[NOV22] The chosen one waited in front of the cave, hoping that the beasts residing there would be content with him and leave his people alone.

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The researcher realized that he forgot to administer the sedative to the zombie, and rushed to the lab hoping that he wasn't too late.

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He scarfed down his slice of the peanut pie and the allergy symptoms began to set in

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"Tell us something we mortals don't know about you", he asked the spirit through the Ouija board

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"Hi, I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza...", she said on the phone

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He opened his eyes to unspeakable horrors, so he closed his eyes and wiped his memory so he would never have to think about it again.	514
[MAY23] "The only way to be mature is to let go of childish things", she mused as she dropped her toys in the bonfire.	497
"A genie blessed me with immortality...", the vampire told the hunter, "So your stakes, and garlics, and bottles of holy water will be of no use"	413
"I'VE CHANGED MY MIND, PLEASE LET ME GO!", she cried as the actor shoved her in the room	316
[DEC22] The world's elite boarded the spacecraft to escape the zombie apocalypse, but were intercepted by an alien spacecraft.	312
[NOV22] The chosen one waited in front of the cave, hoping that the beasts residing there would be content with him and leave his people alone.	306
The researcher realized that he forgot to administer the sedative to the zombie, and rushed to the lab hoping that he wasn't too late.	297
He scarfed down his slice of the peanut pie and the allergy symptoms began to set in	265
"Tell us something we mortals don't know about you", he asked the spirit through the Ouija board	249
"Hi, I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza...", she said on the phone	243