/u/psychapples's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Thank you for coming to discuss the vampire problem with us Mr. Mayor"

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I accidentally dropped a couple of the menagerie set pieces, and while I was able to catch the Earth piece before it hit the ground, the Mars piece ended up shattering.

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I knew that my neighbor was a vampire, but I invited him into my house anyways and offered him a seat

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We sat in a circle around the Ouija board and asked the spirits to help us write a horror story

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"I meant a baby goat", the priest said bemused

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It had been years since I escaped from my abductor, but I always felt like I had forgotten something despite having moved on with my life

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One night, over 400 flights departed from Heathrow Airport and were last seen rising above the clouds and out of sight.

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One minute, I was with my friends and family celebrating my return home, and before I knew it, I was back on the desert island.

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Through DNA testing, I learnt that the people I grew up with aren't my biological parents

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[DEC22] She pepper-sprayed the creep in his face, and escaped as he crumpled to the ground screaming.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Thank you for coming to discuss the vampire problem with us Mr. Mayor"	236
I accidentally dropped a couple of the menagerie set pieces, and while I was able to catch the Earth piece before it hit the ground, the Mars piece ended up shattering.	232
I knew that my neighbor was a vampire, but I invited him into my house anyways and offered him a seat	232
We sat in a circle around the Ouija board and asked the spirits to help us write a horror story	220
"I meant a baby goat", the priest said bemused	214
It had been years since I escaped from my abductor, but I always felt like I had forgotten something despite having moved on with my life	202
One night, over 400 flights departed from Heathrow Airport and were last seen rising above the clouds and out of sight.	196
One minute, I was with my friends and family celebrating my return home, and before I knew it, I was back on the desert island.	194
Through DNA testing, I learnt that the people I grew up with aren't my biological parents	189
[DEC22] She pepper-sprayed the creep in his face, and escaped as he crumpled to the ground screaming.	183