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whenever you get cut, you bleed rainbow and whenever you stub your toe, you bleed sepia or 1930's technicolor and when you vomit, it comes out as neon and whenever you orgasm, it launches a rainbow across earth that can be seen from space. Conversely, whenever you get angry, it spawns the death star

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You get to choose a movie villain to fight one on one, if you win, you get $100. cash stacks with each win

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$100,000,0000 but you have violent diarrhea once a year. Do you take the deal?

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you are offered 50x your current income to assassinate your current neighbor

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$1 billion right now but you have to beat five poker legends in a game of texas hold em

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You are offered 1 billion dollars if you can beat land on the carrier in Top Gun for NES...blindfolded.

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whenever you get cut, you bleed rainbow and whenever you stub your toe, you bleed sepia or 1930's technicolor and when you vomit, it comes out as neon and whenever you orgasm, it launches a rainbow across earth that can be seen from space. Conversely, whenever you get angry, it spawns the death star	2
You get to choose a movie villain to fight one on one, if you win, you get $100. cash stacks with each win	1
$100,000,0000 but you have violent diarrhea once a year. Do you take the deal?	1
you are offered 50x your current income to assassinate your current neighbor	1
$1 billion right now but you have to beat five poker legends in a game of texas hold em	1
You are offered 1 billion dollars if you can beat land on the carrier in Top Gun for NES...blindfolded.	1