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When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, what will I be, will I be handsome, will I be rich, here's what she said to me. NSFW

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"The muscle-bound guy gave me a smirk as he downed the vodka shot I had ordered for his girlfriend"

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"PUSH THROUGH THE BURN!" I could hear the voice of my personal trainer as I ran as hard as I could.

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I smiled proudly as my young daughter played one-for-you-&-one-for-me with her sugar free tic-tacs with me, giggling to herself as she did so.

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"Daddy's got your nose" I said gleefully for the first time to my 6 month daughter. NSFW

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As I lay down in the bath I give out a sigh of relief as globs of soap effervescences around me.

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Everyone knew about the distinctive smell you get from being out on the moon.

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The Chinese biologists rejoiced at yet another successfuly healthy litter of Pandas born in captivity.

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When I was born they said I had my mother's eyes and my grandfather's nose.

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Finally, after a 3 month vacation around the world, I fall comfortably in to my own bed.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When I was just a little boy, I asked my mother, what will I be, will I be handsome, will I be rich, here's what she said to me. NSFW	412
"The muscle-bound guy gave me a smirk as he downed the vodka shot I had ordered for his girlfriend"	199
"PUSH THROUGH THE BURN!" I could hear the voice of my personal trainer as I ran as hard as I could.	104
I smiled proudly as my young daughter played one-for-you-&-one-for-me with her sugar free tic-tacs with me, giggling to herself as she did so.	102
"Daddy's got your nose" I said gleefully for the first time to my 6 month daughter. NSFW	56
As I lay down in the bath I give out a sigh of relief as globs of soap effervescences around me.	31
Everyone knew about the distinctive smell you get from being out on the moon.	30
The Chinese biologists rejoiced at yet another successfuly healthy litter of Pandas born in captivity.	26
When I was born they said I had my mother's eyes and my grandfather's nose.	18
Finally, after a 3 month vacation around the world, I fall comfortably in to my own bed.	16