/u/quazerflame's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your roommate is a hulking demon, a former warlord with millennia of combat experience, and the picture of menace and brutality. They're staring at the blank document on the screen, with no idea how to put together a résumé.
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[WP] "I'm a wolfman, not a werewolf. I don't shapeshift, and I can't 'turn' you." "Shut up and bite me."
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[WP] You've been "adopted" by a werewolf. Your new furry friend protects you from all danger, both real and imagined. They have the most interesting nicknames for you, like Cub and Side-Dish. You're starting to wonder if the two of you are friends or if they see you as a pet.
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[WP] Your lover/spouse is a demon. It's not a secret at all, they don't even bother with any kind of human disguise. There ARE some particularly zealous types that try to banish them without question, but the looks on their faces are priceless when the demon is "banished" to right next to you.
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[WP] A lot of fanart of Cthulhu depicts him as muscular and attractive. This has made the actual Cthulhu more than a little bit self-conscious...
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[WP] The demon warlord catches their human roommate playing DOOM. The human is terrified that they've offended the demon. The demon just wants to play next.
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[WP] You're a werewolf, and a particularly large one at that. One look at you at your place of work and people tend to assume that your job there involves hard physical labor. In actuality, you own the entire company, a stumbling block for many coming in for job interviews.
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[WP] The alien flips through the RPG Player's Guide and scoffs. "Why did you put your own species as merely average?"
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