/u/quazerflame's posts
[WP] The ancient dragon may not approve of their grandchild marrying a human, but it would be a cold day in hell if they didn't have the most extraordinary wedding ever.
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[WP] The villagers kept sending the dragon young women as tribute. The dragon never asked for this, but he made sure they were well taken care of in his lair.
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[WP] The werewolf customer at the fast food joint argued that their fur made "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" inapplicable to them. The werewolf cashier has absolutely HAD IT with with the crazy nudist.
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[WP] A full investigation into all of your arcane work is underway, the higherups having been tipped off that you were dabbling in "Forbidden Dark Magics". However, the magic you were looking into was manipulating LITERAL darkness for entirely benign reasons.
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[WP] The heirs of the Human Kingdom and the Beastman Chiefdom have just been joined in a diplomatic marriage. The ceremony is over, the day has ended, and the newlyweds finally speak to each other for the first time.a
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[WP] You hear a pop in the kitchen and go to investigate. Lying on the floor is a crumbled heap of your roommate's clothes, and on the stove is the dinner he was cooking. You sigh and take over cooking his dinner. That demon's going to be cranky when he gets back from being summoned.
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[WP] You can talk to plants. It isn't particularly useful most of the time, as plants typically aren't eager to talk back. One day, you're surprised to hear the unmistakable sound of a tree you walk by each day desperately calling out your name.
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[WP] An artificial blood substitute that works even better than real blood has been invented! The vampire community has mixed feelings about this.
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[WP] "Being a werewolf is fantastic! Super strength, super durability, super senses... Why would I ever shift back, there's no downside at- SQUIRREL!"
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