/u/quimquaffer's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I'll take two cases of Thin Mints, and one case of Tagalongs please Mindy."

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It was too quiet tonight, the silence was deafening, I couldn't even hear the usual overhead fan, or even my heartbeat through my ear against the pillow.

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I remarked to her that the Irish stew she made was pretty good, while at the same time I was warning her about going out with strange men she met online, and meeting them in dark, rural places.

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Father Tom was relatively new to our parish, when he was sent to perform an exorcism on our home.

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My mother had me convinced that my father, whom I just testified against, was the one who molested me all those sleepless nights years ago when I was five.

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I jumped up and immediately ran into the baby's bedroom, towards the blood curdling, guttural, screech that had awaken me.

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We met online in a super-kink chatroom; things got deep and dark fast and she should have known I would use a real pistol inside her like she dared and teased me to! NSFW

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I was trying not to breathe too hard, so that the intruder would hear me, but when I turned around, those two red eyes were staring right at me and I froze.

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It's not the ridicule, the jokes, or the mockery of sharing my story of an alien abduction that bothers and scares me the most.

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I never got along with her and I wished I wanted to die when I jumped off the roof.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I'll take two cases of Thin Mints, and one case of Tagalongs please Mindy."	270
It was too quiet tonight, the silence was deafening, I couldn't even hear the usual overhead fan, or even my heartbeat through my ear against the pillow.	57
I remarked to her that the Irish stew she made was pretty good, while at the same time I was warning her about going out with strange men she met online, and meeting them in dark, rural places.	29
Father Tom was relatively new to our parish, when he was sent to perform an exorcism on our home.	19
My mother had me convinced that my father, whom I just testified against, was the one who molested me all those sleepless nights years ago when I was five.	13
I jumped up and immediately ran into the baby's bedroom, towards the blood curdling, guttural, screech that had awaken me.	13
We met online in a super-kink chatroom; things got deep and dark fast and she should have known I would use a real pistol inside her like she dared and teased me to! NSFW	11
I was trying not to breathe too hard, so that the intruder would hear me, but when I turned around, those two red eyes were staring right at me and I froze.	8
It's not the ridicule, the jokes, or the mockery of sharing my story of an alien abduction that bothers and scares me the most.	7
I never got along with her and I wished I wanted to die when I jumped off the roof.	7