/u/raelepei's posts
[WP] "I don't understand how this could have happened? Why does it slaughter everyone?!" – "Well, you programmed it to 'serve' humans. And now we're trapped in a giant oven. Seems obvious in hindsight, doesn't it?"
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[WP] You always tried to be the good guy, until you saw a sign of your villainy: consistently bad aim!
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[WP] It's a nice and sunny day outside, the sky is blue, the birds are singing, and the lush forest just begs you to take a walk. However, you and your colleagues on the ISS are having none of it!
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[WP] “WHAT?! In my life as a genie for the past 3872 years I have appeared to 972 people, and not ONE of these mortals has ever had the audacity to tell me ‘Dunno, you decide lol’!”
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[WP] Usernames are finally running out. Linda_JQaSbM5PAl and Ro_9EoF4ZI8vT_bert are desperate to find an untaken name for their child. Strangely, one name hasn't been taken yet
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[WP] They laughed tears when you started a petition against the Thermodynamic Laws. They trembled in fear when you were successful!
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[WP] John noticed that he, while trying to finish the sentence that he started mere hours earlier, shortly after he got cursed by the witch who he apparently angered by mentioning that he, even though …
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