/u/rand0mbum's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My vision is filled with green grass and then blue sky and then green grass and then blue sky and then green grass and then blue sky.

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“Now that’s a murder!” I said to my kids as I pulled into the Walmart parking lot.

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When I opened my eyes I realized I was in the same wax museum we visited in London all those years ago, before I became famous.

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We were finally out of the cold in our new cozy homes with all the food and comforts we could possibly need to last out the winter.

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As the black goat dropped the knife at my feet I screamed “but I’ve already killed my entire family so I could be with you forever!!”

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As I lay on the mall food court floor I could see people rushing over to help as the seizure got worse.

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My wife laughed at me when I told her that I finally got a dad bod.

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TIFU wearing noise cancelling headphones while masturbating. NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My vision is filled with green grass and then blue sky and then green grass and then blue sky and then green grass and then blue sky.	9092
“Now that’s a murder!” I said to my kids as I pulled into the Walmart parking lot.	1935
When I opened my eyes I realized I was in the same wax museum we visited in London all those years ago, before I became famous.	48
We were finally out of the cold in our new cozy homes with all the food and comforts we could possibly need to last out the winter.	44
As the black goat dropped the knife at my feet I screamed “but I’ve already killed my entire family so I could be with you forever!!”	37
As I lay on the mall food court floor I could see people rushing over to help as the seizure got worse.	29
My wife laughed at me when I told her that I finally got a dad bod.	20
TIFU wearing noise cancelling headphones while masturbating. NSFW	0