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At around 9pm last night the President announced that the asteroid will hit within 12 hours, then blew his brains out all over the teleprompter.

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”Don’t move, it’s eyesight’s based on movement,” he said,

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My mother always said I had a good head on my shoulders.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
At around 9pm last night the President announced that the asteroid will hit within 12 hours, then blew his brains out all over the teleprompter.	494	TwoSentenceHorror
”Don’t move, it’s eyesight’s based on movement,” he said,	359	TwoSentenceHorror
My mother always said I had a good head on my shoulders.	104	TwoSentenceHorror