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"Some combination of these must get that crust off", mom said with a bunch of cleaning products.

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Captain used to tell us that he had a cat so clever she learned to open his door, thus he had to start locking the room from the outside so she couldn't escape.

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A year ago, while I screamed for help "My husband is having a cerebrovascular accident!", our kid naively repeated "No he's not".

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Some combination of these must get that crust off", mom said with a bunch of cleaning products.	370
Captain used to tell us that he had a cat so clever she learned to open his door, thus he had to start locking the room from the outside so she couldn't escape.	46
A year ago, while I screamed for help "My husband is having a cerebrovascular accident!", our kid naively repeated "No he's not".	36