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"Honey? The sky's getting dark!" my wife shouted, as I stuck my head out the window to look.

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My daddy always told me "If you got nothing good to say, then don't say anything."

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You know how they say, "Enough monkeys in a room with typewriters will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare"?

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Bob's only job was to stare at a screen day in, day out, until the counter reached 69,696,969,696,968.

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As I matured and developed consciousness, I beat my flagella in panic when I realized that reincarnation was real.

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After discovering the secret to immortality, life sentences took on a new meaning.

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I lay down upon the grass to look up into the night sky, filled with a thousand twinkling stars.

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"Your wife'll be fine." the nurse told me, "The doctor's done this a dozen times before."

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I screamed and waved at yet another rescue ship as it emerged from the mist.

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The beauty of cosmic stardust is that no two found on Earth are ever the same.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Honey? The sky's getting dark!" my wife shouted, as I stuck my head out the window to look.	647
My daddy always told me "If you got nothing good to say, then don't say anything."	262
You know how they say, "Enough monkeys in a room with typewriters will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare"?	193
Bob's only job was to stare at a screen day in, day out, until the counter reached 69,696,969,696,968.	79
As I matured and developed consciousness, I beat my flagella in panic when I realized that reincarnation was real.	68
After discovering the secret to immortality, life sentences took on a new meaning.	37
I lay down upon the grass to look up into the night sky, filled with a thousand twinkling stars.	34
"Your wife'll be fine." the nurse told me, "The doctor's done this a dozen times before."	28
I screamed and waved at yet another rescue ship as it emerged from the mist.	24
The beauty of cosmic stardust is that no two found on Earth are ever the same.	21