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"Honey? The sky's getting dark!" my wife shouted, as I stuck my head out the window to look.

647 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My daddy always told me "If you got nothing good to say, then don't say anything."

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You know how they say, "Enough monkeys in a room with typewriters will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare"?

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Found some photos of food I’ve prepared over the years

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Bob's only job was to stare at a screen day in, day out, until the counter reached 69,696,969,696,968.

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As I matured and developed consciousness, I beat my flagella in panic when I realized that reincarnation was real.

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Make your bets: How many pulls will Namie need for Pot 6 Pepe?

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After discovering the secret to immortality, life sentences took on a new meaning.

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I lay down upon the grass to look up into the night sky, filled with a thousand twinkling stars.

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"Your wife'll be fine." the nurse told me, "The doctor's done this a dozen times before."

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Honey? The sky's getting dark!" my wife shouted, as I stuck my head out the window to look.	647	TwoSentenceHorror
My daddy always told me "If you got nothing good to say, then don't say anything."	262	TwoSentenceHorror
You know how they say, "Enough monkeys in a room with typewriters will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare"?	193	TwoSentenceHorror
Found some photos of food I’ve prepared over the years	96	SingaporeEats
Bob's only job was to stare at a screen day in, day out, until the counter reached 69,696,969,696,968.	79	TwoSentenceHorror
As I matured and developed consciousness, I beat my flagella in panic when I realized that reincarnation was real.	68	TwoSentenceHorror
Make your bets: How many pulls will Namie need for Pot 6 Pepe?	46	arknights
After discovering the secret to immortality, life sentences took on a new meaning.	37	TwoSentenceHorror
I lay down upon the grass to look up into the night sky, filled with a thousand twinkling stars.	34	TwoSentenceHorror
"Your wife'll be fine." the nurse told me, "The doctor's done this a dozen times before."	28	TwoSentenceHorror