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YSK: There are undetectable physical mouse jiggler for sale on Amazon for $20

373 upvotes • r/WFH

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My wife verbally abuses me all the time, sometimes in front of our kids, and I can tell she thinks she could've done better than me.

230 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My left foot plunged through a hole in the small, muddy pond, swallowing my leg down to the knee.

193 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[NOV22] _-CRACKLE-_ "CAN ANYONE HEAR - - 'VE LOST CONTROL OF THE SHIP AN - - - AIR PRESSURE FALLING, RAPIDLY APPROA - - - E MB125 - BLACK HOLE PERIMETER."

71 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My wife isn't very pretty, or very smart.

71 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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[NOV22] Briny saltwater began to fill the sealed plastic barrel she was in through a small hole in the lid, quickly rising past her bent knees, shoulders, as she closed her eyes and sucked in as much air as her little lungs could hold.

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My wife's family doesn't talk to me when we spend the holidays at their house.

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[DEC22] About six-hundred feet down the abandoned cave, it got harder to squeeze head first through the narrowing tunnel while crawling on my chest. NSFW

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Most people, starting at age thirty, only visit their parents twice a year on average. NSFW

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My son died in childbirth, we named him Ernest and buried him next to my mother.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
YSK: There are undetectable physical mouse jiggler for sale on Amazon for $20	373	WFH
My wife verbally abuses me all the time, sometimes in front of our kids, and I can tell she thinks she could've done better than me.	230	TwoSentenceSadness
My left foot plunged through a hole in the small, muddy pond, swallowing my leg down to the knee.	193	TwoSentenceHorror
[NOV22] _-CRACKLE-_ "CAN ANYONE HEAR - - 'VE LOST CONTROL OF THE SHIP AN - - - AIR PRESSURE FALLING, RAPIDLY APPROA - - - E MB125 - BLACK HOLE PERIMETER."	71	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife isn't very pretty, or very smart.	71	TwoSentenceSadness
[NOV22] Briny saltwater began to fill the sealed plastic barrel she was in through a small hole in the lid, quickly rising past her bent knees, shoulders, as she closed her eyes and sucked in as much air as her little lungs could hold.	60	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife's family doesn't talk to me when we spend the holidays at their house.	60	TwoSentenceSadness
[DEC22] About six-hundred feet down the abandoned cave, it got harder to squeeze head first through the narrowing tunnel while crawling on my chest. NSFW	59	TwoSentenceHorror
Most people, starting at age thirty, only visit their parents twice a year on average. NSFW	57	TwoSentenceSadness
My son died in childbirth, we named him Ernest and buried him next to my mother.	44	TwoSentenceSadness