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[WP] Too Much Time on my Hands: Many people abducted by aliens report missing chunks of time, but not the ones you're dealing with. Your clients report excess time; they were returned hours or even days before they were originally taken!

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[WP] Er... congratulations, I guess. You got a new life in a fantasy world and you became a... a... gossip columnist.

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[WP] Superpowers seem to be popping up everywhere lately. Your power is truly frightening and hard to find a good use for: the ability to make yourself unmentionable. Fortunately for your sanity, you are not affected by your own power.

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[WP] Even the religions of evil have their hypocrites, secretly performing sweet and wholesome acts of charity when they think no one is watching.

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[WP] Big Magic conspires to suppress the results of your mystical research, but you are undetered.

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[WP] You're a magic user that inspires deep terror in both friends and foes, for you suffer from severe spoonerism. The effects of your mixed-up spells are unpredictable.

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[EU] "Neo, we have not made the human error of 'putting all our eggs in one basket' ; there are many Matrices currently running. Perhaps you'll be less of a problem for us if we moved you to a Matrix with a less advanced human civilization."

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[WP] You're a superhero whose secret identity is so secure, even you don't know who you are!

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[SP] Due to clerical error, you are sent a book of spells for summoning lemons.

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[WP] Bad cultists! Due to a horrible misreading of the ritual text, you have summoned a Welder God!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] Too Much Time on my Hands: Many people abducted by aliens report missing chunks of time, but not the ones you're dealing with. Your clients report excess time; they were returned hours or even days before they were originally taken!	42
[WP] Er... congratulations, I guess. You got a new life in a fantasy world and you became a... a... gossip columnist.	40
[WP] Superpowers seem to be popping up everywhere lately. Your power is truly frightening and hard to find a good use for: the ability to make yourself unmentionable. Fortunately for your sanity, you are not affected by your own power.	40
[WP] Even the religions of evil have their hypocrites, secretly performing sweet and wholesome acts of charity when they think no one is watching.	38
[WP] Big Magic conspires to suppress the results of your mystical research, but you are undetered.	37
[WP] You're a magic user that inspires deep terror in both friends and foes, for you suffer from severe spoonerism. The effects of your mixed-up spells are unpredictable.	34
[EU] "Neo, we have not made the human error of 'putting all our eggs in one basket' ; there are many Matrices currently running. Perhaps you'll be less of a problem for us if we moved you to a Matrix with a less advanced human civilization."	34
[WP] You're a superhero whose secret identity is so secure, even you don't know who you are!	33
[SP] Due to clerical error, you are sent a book of spells for summoning lemons.	32
[WP] Bad cultists! Due to a horrible misreading of the ritual text, you have summoned a Welder God!	32