/u/rdchat's posts
[WP] The magician misunderstood your request, and now your nose can detect beneficence. Yes, you smell Good.
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[WP] So you want to wield great magic? Beware! For every magical skill you gain, you must also accept a magical disability. For example, those who see the future lose memories of their past.
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[WP] True magic works only when the magician is drunk. The fate of the realm depends on your current beer run!
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[EU] After another disappointing Halloween, the Great Pumpkin confronts his less-than-effective Publicity Department.
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[WP] Thanks to you, the human race is now immortal. Not individual humans, mind you, just the species. No matter what disasters occur, homo sapiens will not go extinct.
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[WP] As punishment for your crimes, they made an exact duplicate of you and forced the two of you to live together. You can't stand living with yourself.
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[WP] Due to a celestial mix-up, instead of a guardian angel, you were assigned a guardian angler. Describe the angler's misadventures, and be sure to thank him or her for all the fish!
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