/u/rdchat's posts
[WP] It's a zombie outbreak, but these zombies are behaving strangely. They're so kind, considerate, and moral, it's like they're possessed by angels!
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[WP] "Yes, your species has suffered much due to alien interference, but don't worry. We are here to Repair the Damage!"
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[WP] Your patient, who recently woke up from a long coma, asks to be sent back to their comatose state.
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[WP] You're the Weather Kid, able to correctly predict the weather (but just the weather!) any time and anywhere. Your forecast for tomorrow is for ashfall, everywhere.
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[WP] The vigilante excessively prepares for every situation, just like Batman. Unlike Batman, our hero sucks at improvisation. The justice fighter prepares so thoroughly because he/she *has* to.
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[WP] "Poetic justice" is now the law of the land. Judgements, verdicts, sentences, and other judicial orders must be presented in the form of rhyming poetry. As one of the law's proponents put it, "If you can't make it rhyme, don't waste our time!"
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