/u/rdococ's posts
[WP] A witch has cursed you to forever be mean to other people until your death. The only way to break the curse is to die - which is why you are seeking out a necromancer.
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[EU] At a regular checkup with your doctor, he prescribes you candy and tells you to take regular naps. Jokingly, you ask him, "Are you Robbie Rotten?". He falls silent.
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[EU] All of your fellow astronauts have been taken over by a species of brain parasites. They're trying to find and eject the one person who is immune to the infection. That person is you.
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[WP] You've heard of the myth of Bloody Mary. That said, you didn't expect to summon a sentient cocktail.
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[WP] During your time-travelling shenanigans, you accidentally gave Ancient Greeks the necessary information to go to space. Strangely, the future has not changed at all.
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[WP] The aliens came and enslaved all of humanity, but serving our new alien overlords wasn't nearly as bad as we thought it was going to be.
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[WP] When someone cuts an onion, it whispers insults about you and anyone nearby, subconsciously making them cry. You are the first person who can hear the insults consciously.
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[WP] Life is impure. Purifying light magic burns and kills, while "evil" dark magic can heal, revive and reanimate.
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