/u/reallygoodbee's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] After months of trying, you've finally gotten a sit-down interview with Captain Incredible. He's the world's greatest superhero, and possibly the most self-absorbed asshole you've ever met.
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[WP] It's been three years since the magical girls defeated the villain and saved the world. Since then, it's been night terrors, PTSD, mental breaks... Today was hard, but tomorrow will be better.
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[WP] A broken form, discarded in the corner like garbage. With her final breath, she makes a final request to you: "Kill them all."
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[WP] You look at the robots sitting at the desk, then up at their poster. "Submit, humans. You will serve the Overmind. Positions available. Apply today."
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[EU] Every Pokemon trainer knows you can only have six Pokemon. Your neighbor has eleven, and whenever you ask them, they just say "They just started following me and I don't have the heart to tell them no."
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[WP] "Myself and the company want to extend our thanks and congratulations for the way you handled the robber last week. But... was the wrestling finisher through the table really necessary? Or the posing afterwards?"
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[WP] There was an evil mannequin thing inside your house. It only moved when you weren't looking. You managed to keep eye contact the entire time you tied it up and threw it down the stairs.
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[WP] The law says that a person is only allowed to carry an absolute maximum of thirty-five flashlights at a time. If you're found carrying flashlights above the legal limit, for any reason, the punishment is summary execution.
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[WP] You're taking a job at a vegetable farm. The ad said "must love animals, must be good with children.". You didn't make the connection until the tomatoes pulled themselves out of the ground and started running around like toddlers.
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